On weekday mornings, I get up just after my 15-year-old daughter, mainly to make sure she makes it out the door on time. She has to be at the bus stop down the street by around 7:05 a.m. We often have a few minutes to chat while she drinks tea, though she is not always awake enough to talk.
One morning recently, we had an exchange something like this (I'm K, daughter is L):
(L) It was pretty spooky waiting for the bus yesterday. I thought there was a swirling vortex of death behind the trees. There was a lot of movement.
(K) It was probably a deer.
(L) Would a deer make loud moaning and hissing noises?
(K, brightly) It might if it was caught in a swirling vortex of death....