Friday, March 29, 2013

How to Send a Message (That We're Pushovers)

Let's see: how can we send a message to the new leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who longs to show the world that he's really, really tough and important, about whether he should go beyond saber-rattling and attack U.S. interests?

Hmmmm. Maybe we can announce far and wide that our defense workers aren't important enough for us to pay them five days a week.

That should do the trick!

1 comment:

Three Hoodies Save the World said...

I'm assuming that it's some pitiful attempt at cost cutting like they have over here with a brand new aircraft carrier about to roll out of the dockyard with no aircraft scheduled for the next eight years.